By Tommy Atha,Tommy Atha

Are we looking ahead to that fuzzy-all-over, good-workout-sweat sensation that, certain, we will PowerPoint prevail? Forgive me, yet perpetually FWAP is a rotten position to find it. And it’ll be not easy to discover at school, church, our fish tank, or our shorts. Pardon me! we all already consider our lives are being corrected mid-course by means of the president and Congress in a 50 gallon rubbish compactor. can we desire a whole ebook of 99,000 phrases without images dedicated to it?
Hell, convinced! we should always be begging for somebody loopy like me to slap us round and get us laughing back at the mistaken but basically path left us. yet cross forward and purchase that we’re-gonna-be-a-nauseating-bragging-winner-and-prance-our-butt-for-you-to-envy ebook. Pay a hefty expense to take these we-know-we’ll-be-richer-slimmer-happier-than-you seminars. We’ll turn out in basic terms wilting our lettuce.
FWAP is the acronym describing us correct approximately now: Failing and not using a Pause. such as you have to learn this during this rotten economic climate. My heartfelt apology. Welcome to ceaselessly FWAP, a spoof on motivational books.
everyone appears to be like at screwing up and asks why. i glance at its endless impossibilities and ask, hello, why the crap no longer? whereas others ran the marathon to pant after the prize of victory, you and that i tripped early and skidded on our faces. within we knew it used to be the trail to take, bruising because it was once at the outdoors. Congratulations, expensive reader. Exult in our ideal FWAP! now we have been raised to denounce failure. yet examine those that end the marathon all sweaty, icky stinking, drooling, and close to demise. now could be time to elevate a tumbler or to failure. increase the full rattling bottle!
We’ve been watching for solutions to our difficulties from God or Donald Trump. yet all that’s left is me. Sorry. via kindness, political correctness, and gender sensitivity towards her or him or it, I shall advisor each one folks, mild reader, to FWAP each one locate the way in which. We won’t pop out of this a winner, yet our deluge of futility, you betcha, may have a quicker outflow.

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